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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Worst ever.

The comments from the previous post inspired me.

Inspired me to invite you all to comment on what you think are the worst songs of all time. Now don't just go and dis a song because it's popular, or that you're sick of it. I want examples of lyrics or videos or styles that truly blow. I'm talking real shite here.

I'll start it off with, oooh, I don't know.... how about ANYTHING BY ASHLEY SIMPSON. You no talent ass clown. Please please please just go away.

Vicky and Chris... This one's for you.


Blogger James Oliver said...


This might help

2:19 p.m.  
Blogger Heatherness said...

To The Tick Tock Ya Don't Stop, To The Tick Top Ya Don't Stop

First Verse:

Come inside take off your coat,
ill make you feel at home
Now lets pour a glass of wine
coz now we're all alone,
I've been waiting all nite
so just let me hold you close to me
Coz i've been dieing for you girl
to make love to me

Girl you make me feel real good,
We can do it till we both wake up
Girl you know im hooked on you
and this is what i'll do,


(I wanna love you down)
I wanna sex you up,
All nite, (you make me feel good)
I want (to rub you down)
I wanna sex you up,

Let me take off all your clothes.
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows.
Let me light a candle,
So that we can make it better.
Makin' love until we drown.

Girl, you know it feels real good.
We can do it 'til we both wake up.
Girlyou know I'm hooked on you.
And this is what I'll do.


Make sweet lovin' all night long...
(I wanna sex you up)
Feels so right it can't be wrong...
Don't be shy girl rescue me...
(i wanna sex you up)
Open up your heart and I'll set you free...

COLOR ME BAD.....Officially the WORST "band" in the entire history of the world. Who's gonna argue with THAT?

4:07 p.m.  
Blogger James Oliver said...

Please don't post the lyrics, just give the name of the song and the reasons why it sucks. If you insist on posting lyrics, put it in an appendix.

I can't recall ever hearing this song, probably because I had shoved Q~tips in my ears past the point of resistance to avoid other songs of this genre, like Boys to men, Brian McKnight, and Bel Biv Devoe... That shit is poi-son.

7:13 p.m.  
Anonymous Brian McNight said...

I hate your soul.

7:31 p.m.  
Blogger James Oliver said...

ok.. to be honest, Brian, I don't actually know or remember any other RnB artists other than B2M and BBD, I needed someone to fill out the list and google told me you were an RnB LEGEND.

7:59 p.m.  
Blogger James Oliver said...

I will now add a song that may cause controversy.

Highway to the danger zone, by Kenny Loggins.

This song sucks not because it's a bad song, or the lyrics are shite, or that the tune is bad.

This song sucks because of the way he sings it.


8:05 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian McKnight is black music for White people

9:21 p.m.  
Blogger James Oliver said...

I would have thought that at least someone would make a 'lightning crashes' reference.

Either people don't read my blog, or they're too panty-waisted to leave a comment.

Stand up and tell us
what you think sucks!

10:56 p.m.  

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