Kola Bear

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint .

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says " Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"