Oh God, what a beautiful day.
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Thursday, August 02, 2007
movies
I thought I'd do some browsing myself when I found a movie called Penelope. I don't know much about the plot or anything, but I will definitely see this movie. Not because Christina Ricci's in it; although, she's quite fit and a talented actress. The reason I'm telling you about it is because of this picture....
I'm stoked.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
B B B Bee- Unit
Another possible reason for the lapse could be, quite likely, Facebook? Everyone's on it, it's like a pandemic. My friends old auntie's on it. I must admit, I spend far too much time on it. It's just too easy to check in on people, you don't really have to do much to maintain it... just snoop around peoples profiles and check out what people you haven't even thought of for over a decade have been doing with their time. Who's fat, married, gay, boring, sold out, what ever.
It's begun to bore me though... so here you have it... a brief update. Not like anyone even checks this site anymore, anyhow. I'm going to try to keep writing here, surupticiously, and see if I can build up another following. I really want to have a more popular blog than my wife. I set high goals. We shall see.
Ciao for Now
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
February's post.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Heather and I are going to see Snoop D O Double G.
Gees up, Hoes down
Friday, October 06, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Monday
Russel Crowe is persuing a movie about Steve Irwin...
and
This is probably the most hilarious thing I've ever read.
and
Jarrod Dersch and Adrienne are expecting... Congrats!
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Smash TV!
This does not apply to cool shows like TMNT or D.A.R.Y.L.
I'm ambiguous about LOTR.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
lmfao
29
To everyone who came to celebrate my vingt neuf-th birthday, thanks... it was awesome wasn't it. I haven't had a party like that for quite some time. So far we've had no complaints from neighbors, even the lesbians next door were cool with it. The loby may still reek of herb, but after a brief tidy up (2hrs of cleaning) our place is great, again.
Thanks to Barb and Steve. The most generous of Jews who very thoughtfully gave Heather and I the best blender ever. Best blender ever, Best blender ever.
Thanks for Lego, Star Wars lego in fact. It's so cool to actually get toys as presents. Chocolate, cake and a balloon. YES! Beer and Cards. You're all awesome!
So, now someone else has to through a party. I promise to attend!
Cheers.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Peace in the East
I think that the inevitable revolution of capitalism suggested by Marx is unfolding in the middle east.
I'm not going to explain what I mean, you'll have to look that up... it's first year economic/sociology/history type stuff anyway.
I saw this on Vice and thought it was ironic/cynical/interesting enough for me to post and it made me think.
I have little else to do while Heather's on her staggete.... I wonder what she's doing right now. or now... or right... now.
I hope/expect that she's having fun!
Friday, August 11, 2006
Ffffffriday Muthafuckers!!!!!!
I never thought I'd call him that... in fact, I never thought I'd miss the guy. In 2002 he was responsible for popularizing the fauxhawk and pioneered white football boots. When I had to go buy a new pair of adidas the only ones I could afford were white. All my mates called them, and then me, fruit boots. Not cool.
Wow.... This is almost like a real post... It's been some time. I can't really do this at work too often.
I'd just like to thank everyone involved with the organization of my Stag party, which is going down tomorrow. I'm afraid... I'm excited... I hope I survive.
Whish me luck!
Friday, August 04, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
ZZzzz
'The mainstay of Hezbollah's rocket force are small 122mm artillery rockets known by the generic term "Katyusha". The name - which means "little Katy" in Russian - was coined more than 60 years ago by Soviet Red Army troops who fired them at the invading German army.'
This is the kind of stuff I come up with while bored at work.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Word of the day
I.E. Shia and Sunni muslims joining forces in Lebanon, Syria, and Iran to humiliate the US.
In the words of Phil Collins... There's too many people with too many problems... and nooot enoooough love to go round.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Monday, July 10, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Howzat!
F'ing rights!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
World cup
That gobbledegook was supposed to be a countdown clock to the start of the world cup... apparently, Blogger doesn't like Java script, and my fortran 70 programming skill set leaves me woefully, WOEFULLY unable to make it work. (Fortran 70, as in 1970, as in this is the language that powered your first desktop calculator.)
Work is going well. I'm busy, as you might have deduced from the lack of posts for the last week or so. I don't like posting from work... and going home to sit at my home comp doesn't appeal. Especially when the weather's so... crap?
It was the longest day of the year yesterday, or today, or whatever... Summer is almost over... if it even started... which means I'm closer to being older every day. That may not make any sense, but it doesn't have to as long as I know what I meant, which I may or may not. You decide.
World cup fever? Hell ya. I took an extra long lunch yesterday to watch Engerland draw with Sweden, Joe Cole's beautiful cracker from 35 yards out put me in a great mood. The last goal from Sweden for the 2 all result might have dampened my fist pumping luncheon ecstacy, but I wasn't surprised... England are still without a victory over Sweden since 22 May 1968. Boo!
Thursday, June 01, 2006
87 day warning
I can't tell you how often it will be updated, but I can assure you that from time to time there will be discrete packets of comedy and or joy.
http://www.jamesandheatherswedding.blogspot.com/
Kola Bear
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says " Hey you!"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
Monday, May 29, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Hey, did you know it's playoff time?
However...
Watching the Oilers beat San Jose in tripple overtime (that's three AM Eastern time FYI) started to peak my interest.
Just now, Edmonton is kicking the holy shit out of the mighty ducks of Anahiem, and I love it.
I'm BACK BABY!!!!!!!
GOOOOAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!
Friday, May 19, 2006
Working Weekends
Am I out of my mind on this one?
James make sure you bring your pancho Oliver
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Hmmm
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
From the desk of James
Joliver@stantec.com
Friday, May 05, 2006
I'mmmm Baaaaaaaack
I'm back in Vic, and everyone is smugly asking if it's good to be back, like they OWN this place or are somehow responsible for it's awesomeness. I officially hate it when people who grew up in Winnipeg, or Edmonton, or some other mosquito infested/freeeeezing cold shit hole act like I was retarded to ever leave Victoria. I was born here, you chump, I know what it's like. I no longer take Victoria for granted, however. And yes, Victoria is better than almost everywhere, but that doesn't mean I want to stay here forever, or that I'll never leave again.
I moved into a new place, which was exhausting. Imagine finishing engineering exams, packing all my stuff, cleaning my condo, shipping everything, flying home, and then moving everything out of Heather's place and cleaning. I've been moving and cleaning for a week straight. Sigh.
So I'd hate for you to think that I only use this blog to vent negativity, or that I'm a very very cynical person. I'd hate that. Because I'm not like that at all, right, anyone who knows me knows that I'm actually an optomist, constantly happy, physically effervescent. I'd be the perfect spokesman for Shweppe's schweppervesence. In fact, I'm so excited to be back in civilization, I'm going to go outside in ths sun, walk through the herritage designated garden of my mansion, smell the flowers, and go and watch Heather get her hair did. Word.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Leaving the bay
It's hard to believe that my life, or at least the stuff of my life, fits into nine medium sized boxes.
Oh, and to all you in Vic that knew my parents were coming out to surprise me here, thanks for not blowing it, and at the same time, fuck you guys for not warning me. I could have been at the rippers when they showed. Disaster averted!
See y'all bitches!
Monday, April 24, 2006
Exams Done
In other news, it's snowing and cold. My roommate Derek left yesterday. All my friends and enemies are going their separate ways. The Fellowship has broken. Who knows when next we'll all be able to 'sit on a box' and bitch about school. I'd be sad if I wasn't so happy.
I received a job offer from the company I worked for last summer. I start on May 8th. You can call me James two weeks vacation per year Oliver until 2009. To all the art's students... See what happens when you study a useful and rewarding program... You graduate with a job!
I'm here until the 27th, tying loose ends. Those of us who didn't leave directly from the exam might go for a beer. Until I see you next time. Cheers!
J
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Lazy Sunday
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Sosh Pt 2
I can't accurately describe her features because I couldn't force myself to actually look at her for any length of time; she is just too terrible to behold. However, I can say that her flesh was the colour of ashtray and her skin is like what you'd expect the saggy labia of those above ground creatures from Fraggle rock would look like.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Sociology
Every writing class I've taken has told me never use jargon, don't use big words, express yourself efficiently by using the least amount of words possible. Yet sociologists seem to make up words and load them up with meaning all the time. Every new construct seems to be common sense wrapped in a buzzword. There's no original thought, we're just asked to apply some old dipshit's musings about life to some other situation. God help you if you don't agree with your professor's tired worldview. This isn't science, it's an art faculty popularity contest. Ooooh, did you read so and so's book, they were still using a Marxian framework, that was sooo last century. It's not a global village, that was last year, now it's a global mall. What's the difference. The only thing I've learnt from sociology is that we're all fuct, and try, try as we might, we'll never change. Sociologists are always two steps behind technological or sociological change listing the inherent deficiencies. We've defined, categorized, and examined all of the things detrimental to society. But we've been studying long enough to see that while we adjust to make things better, new problems arise somewhere else. Every advancement comes with a cost, and we're helpless to shape the future. It's like standing in the middle of the information super highway watching the big rig of progress speeding inevitably towards us, knowing it's going to hit us, and not being able to get out of the way. When you get smushed you can say, I knew that was coming. I took sociology.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Music review
Short man, big sound.
I, like everyone else, am pretty much sick of Sam's last album cause it played constantly on the radio, muchmusic, my minidisc player etc. I saw him live at UVic and it was truly one of the best shows ever... Yes, even better than Coldplay. Ha. I met him after the show and he is, or was, truly personable and approachable and seemed genuinely interested in talking to me, although that could have been the 60 of Jack he'd been drinking on stage.
I'm sure you've all seen the marketing for his new album, Chemical City. I was of course skeptical, cause I'm a cynic, that he could reproduce the goods on his sophomore album. But I'm listening to it now, and I like it.
He shouts out Thunder Bay, so, he can't do wrong in my books. So get off your squidge and go buy his album cause you probably still don't have bitlord, and if he comes to your town, get tickets.
Mr Roberts, I'm ready for my endorsement cheque. Make it payable to CASH!
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
I'm feeling irascible, so here's a rant.
http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2006/04/03/bottled-water-20060403.html
The idea that people drink common bottled water to appear sophisticated is so ridiculous it proves how utterly moronic and unindividual they really are. Anyone who knows anything about culture and snobbery understands that you have to spend ten bucks on San Pellegrino, or the like, to achieve any kind of exclusivity.
If you must be trendy, go get yourself a Nalgene bottle and fill it from the tap. Everyone with any sense will surely see you as not just savy to the truth, but also environmentally aware.
Tap water... It's what you paid for.
PS When bought by the case, S. Pellegrino is roughly a buck and a half per 750mL and is owned by Nestle foods... go figure.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Dubya D
Check out this specimen I found in one of the labs in the basement of the school where all the bleeding edge research is done. I can't tell if it's so far behind it's actually ahead?
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Monday, March 20, 2006
American Lit
Spring
To those who may not be aware, the Vernal Equinox marks the day of the year when the sun rises directly in the East, every place on earth experiences twelve hours of daylight, and the sun sets due West. Days will continue to grow longer in the Northern Hemisphere until the Summer Solstice, June 21.
While those on the upside of the Earth celebrate today as a kind of rebirth, those poor, poor people in the Southern Hemisphere can only look forward to winter; today is their Autumnal Equinox. Vicky. Every day will get shorter and shorter until it's winter.
In Thunder Bay, Spring is the time when snow banks melt revealing brown grass/mud and dead crows that have been buried since November. Spring smells like shit here. Someone from Victoria please send me a nice big picture of Fairfield road with all the cherry blossoms in full go. You'd be doing me a solid.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
HGBD
Many Happy Returns!
I hope this one's more of a birthday than a barfday!
TEQUILA!
Monday, March 13, 2006
Saturday, March 11, 2006
The ring!
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
V
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
IV
Monday, March 06, 2006
Lou Reed:
Who is on the other end talking, am I even home
Did you see what she did to him, did you hear what they said
Just a new york conversation, rattling in my head
Oh, my, and what shall we wear
Oh, my, and who really cares
Just a new york conversation, gossip all of the time
Did you hear who did what to whom, happens all the time
Who has touched and who has dabbled here in the city of shows
Openings, closings, bad repartee, everybody knows
Oh, how sad, why do we care
Oh, I’m glad to hear from you all
I am calling, yes I’m calling just to speak to you
For I know this night will kill me, if I can’t be with you
If I can’t be with you
New York telephone converstaion.... DOWNLOAD IT
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Deep thought II
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Stolen from Vice
Why is this industrial cleaning sponge called German War Cube? Are they trying to absolve themselves from blame and call WWII Germany’s war? OK, then why is it a powerful white square guy? Oh yeah, I remember now. Everyone in Asia is nuts.
Vice magazine isn't funny anymore. If you're just hearing about it now, you're about 8 years late. However, if perchance, you're into procrastination as much as I am, and are bored of pinkisthenewblog and celebrity gossip, give viceland.com a try. Usually, the 'do's and don'ts' are the best thing ever, but as of late, they've been pretty lame.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Music
I sense hesitation. Why? Have I ever been wrong? Would I lie to YOU?
Not likely.
Since I'm in the advocating mood, download Bitlord. You'll thank me later.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
BMD
This post is for Brian, who I've known for most of the late nineties and early... zeros?
I can pretty much guarantee that this will appeal to his strange and highly analytical mind.
I bring you www.barmitzvahdisco.com/story.php
Special thanks to K. Wormlinger for bringing this to my attention.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
A quickun
Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man,
"Is your mother home?"
The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked,
"What the fuck do you think?"
Monday, February 20, 2006
Blackdog Pt 6: Ba ha mas!
Fuck yeah, I'm in the Bahamas, the Bahamas... ok. enough. In this pic, I'm actually too drunk and sun woozy to raise my fist in a triumphant hells yeah. The grin is much more Island style anyways. Hey REYNARD, get me another whiskey!That's a nice beach. I'm not going to lie... It's a little nicer than Gonzo, but the people are WAY fatter. Hey REYNARD, More CONCH Fritters! Cliched I admit, but it felt right... And I think I'm the only one in Thunder bay with Flip tan!
This says Bahama. 's' sold separately Beside some long tailed birds I'd never seen before, and the cracked out seagulls (distinguished by red rimmed bloodshot eyes and call of crack, craaack), this is the only wildlife I saw on the resort. It's a ringtail.
There were a bunch of fish carcass in the harbour, it didn't smell as bad as you'd think.
Heath and I going to the big awards bash. Heather won a medal/coin.
It's gold alright. Pure Gold. If you a pimp dust your shoulders off. If you're James and it's chilly out, give Heath your jacket.Disposing of the evidence.And smoking the good stuff!One of the infinity pools. All the engineers out there will wonder why there's more infinity on one end than the other. I blame the Hurricane and storm surge.The Sun in our eyes. Oh how I miss it. And this picture makes me think I have a future in advertising... Ah that cool fresh taste of the beach in every can. Made from the finest recycled poolwater. Kalik: the beer of the Bahamas.
The Backlog Pt5
We play hockey. Out doors. It's awesome because it doesn't smell like Oak Bay Rec and the changerooms don't have those lingering old men that prey on the weak. There's shwacks of rinks here and there's always a game on. When I come back, I'm going to kick all your asses. Game on! Derek looks pretty happy in his explorer. He should be after lending it to someone who crashed it. Anyways, we tried not to let it ruin the night...
Which was meeting Mr. Lahey and Randy, that cheeseburger eating mother fucker.
And eventually, time moved on until finally, one Saturday, Derek drove me to the airport. For I was escaping the bay for a week in the Bahamas. Fuckin eh!
Backlog Pt4: A stranger in town.
I'm not sure why we're smiling so hard in this one... Was it because H avoided the Polar bears on the walk to the Outpost, or was it because I successfully managed to get illicit Strongbow into that tankard. Oh, that might explain the grins... We're just about rubbered.
Heather is so proud of herself out in the snow! She was really lucky that she came when she did. Thunder Bay only looks nice when buried under three feet of snow...Now we all know why she's excited in this one... She found the only Starbucks! This was the last day she was here, and I was driving her to the aerodrome. It was starting to get really cold. She didn't complain at all, probably because she knew she only had forty five minutes left to go. So Heather left. And in her place we got a fucking cold Arctic wind that nearly blew my window in. You can see the spindrift. A nice sunset, but only when viewed from indoors.
Backlog Pt3
Backlog Pt2
New Years was a blast! I know Heather has already covered this party in some detail, but it would be a shame not to post these pictures... for posterity.
You know how some parties... most parties... gravitate toward the kitchen, well this was not the case for Laila and Dallas'. This was one of the few parties that revolved around the bathroom... I can't remember why that was exactly. Was it the porno shower/bath? The nice lighting. It certainly wasn't coke, if that's what you were thinking. Everyone was doing that in the Elsdon's VW Van. It wasn't that the food was bad either (cause it was fantastic!!), I don't think anyone actually had a chance to use the head as it was intended all night.
We were affectionately invited to spend the night and a room was laid down for us. We slept well, but thought it would be wise to make a quiet exit early the next afternoon, before anyone might suggest we clean up. This is us leaving the scene. If we stuck around, we might have shared in the spoils... a perfectly uncracked twixer of Bombay Saffire. We did come back to have mimossas and breakfast. Once again... Thanks for a great time, it was great to see everyone in the same place again!
Nothing Clears my head like a walk in a storm by the Ocean... Yes... the Pacific Ocean... Not Lake Superior... The Ocean!!! So this is what I did on the Sunday that started ought six!